16 posts tagged ‘Humor / Daily Shouts’
Bold of You to Assume I Need to Drink Water
The New Yorker,
I could go for an iced coffee, though.
O.O.O. Messages for Everyday Life
I am currently on leave from human interaction, after receiving a TikTok comment from a stranger who called my forehead a “fivehead.”
How to Disappear Your Partner’s Ugly Sweater
It’s not about the sweater. It’s about me not being able to get over how much I hate the sweater.
Things That Would Be More Effective Than N.Y.C. Street-Sweeper Trucks
Pub-crawl broom bikes, or hundreds of passionate trash-picking clones of David Sedaris.
Dear Pepper: To What Degree?
I’m a writer, artist, and teacher—a great combination, until you try to put it into practice.
Read This Before Entering My Airbnb
I will lovingly monitor your arrival and departure times via security camera, and charge twenty dollars for every minute you are late checking out.
If My Intrusive Thoughts Wrote Children’s Books
“As Mr. Wonka was talking, the elevator started to shake and made a scary beeping noise.”
How to Stay Calm During Turbulence
Recall that time you tried to take an international train, but it was actually nine regional trains and none of them had seats.