3 posts tagged ‘gerry’
The Bachelor plans to keep milking its Golden cash cow
AV Club,
The Bachelor franchise was in something of a shambles before The Golden Bachelor came along, suffering a racism scandal and behind-the-scenes misconduct issues and the kind of contestants who don’t join the show for the “right reasons.” “The biggest producer of the show is the audience, and we were just starting to… Read more...
Oh goodie, it's sex week on The Golden Bachelor
Let’s just get this out of the way up front: yes, Gerry apparently has sex with both of his final two women on this week’s Golden Bachelor. (It’s never explicitly confirmed, which is more than fine by us.) And yes, he euphemizes the whole business like it’s going out of style. If this author had to hear it, so do you,… Read more...
The Golden Bachelor eliminates Faith and loses ours in the process
Poor Faith. After Gerry’s full-fledged meltdown last week, horse-owner and first-impression rose receiver Faith is the one to get the chop. We can’t say we’re all that surprised—apropos of nothing, our money is on Theresa—but Faith sure was. As she should be! Lest we forget, Gerry told her he loved her in front of her… Read more...