73 posts tagged ‘Humor’
Description of a Guy in a Fantasy Romance Novel
The New Yorker,
In his human form, Algor resembled a mix of George Clooney, Tom Cruise, and a Boeing 747. In his magical form, Algor resembled a demon rhinoceros with wings.
Daily Cartoon: Friday, January 19th
“Everyone on this stage is committed to a future of net-zero income-tax payments.”
Daily Cartoon: Thursday, January 18th
“Don’t worry—this stretch of extreme cold means there’s an unseasonably warm day ahead.”
Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, January 17th
“Unbelievable—another year without a message of peace and good will from planet Earth.”
How to Make New York City More Car-Friendly
Turn museums into parking lots. Take the paintings and use them to label sections of the lots so it’s easier to remember where you left your car.
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, January 16th
The Presidential hopeful bows out, backlit by sunset.
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, January 16th
“Well, this is a remake that nobody asked for.”
Daily Cartoon: Monday, January 15th
“Eventually, there will come a time when you will be constantly complaining about the heat.“