8 posts tagged ‘Humor / Shouts & Murmurs’
App Privacy Updates for Teens
The New Yorker,
Parents can rest assured that the new security features won’t interfere with your child’s secret Snapchat account.
From the Makers of Roach Motel
Introducing a roach prewar dream house, a Taco Bell crispy five-cheese roach cantina, and a roach CrossFit gym.
Is It Anxiety, or Is a Tiger Trying to Kill You?
Are you gasping for air because your mom texted “Call me” with zero context, or is there an apex predator on the Brooklyn-bound L train?
The Electable Female Candidate: Part 2
She gets every cultural reference, from brat to Brat Pack, from simp to “The Simpsons,” from skibidi to yabba dabba doo.
Description of a Guy in a Fantasy Romance Novel
In his human form, Algor resembled a mix of George Clooney, Tom Cruise, and a Boeing 747. In his magical form, Algor resembled a demon rhinoceros with wings.
If Animals Across America Had Human Zoos
Please do not feed the private-equity bros demolishing nursing homes for profit.
How to Make New York City More Car-Friendly
Turn museums into parking lots. Take the paintings and use them to label sections of the lots so it’s easier to remember where you left your car.
Ideas for How Taylor Swift Can Harness Her Powers for Good
When Taylor posted on Instagram urging people to register to vote, tens of thousands signed up. The Illuminati wish they had this kind of power.