4 posts tagged ‘Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report’
George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family
The New Yorker,
The congressman thanked his children for taking care of his many imaginary pets, including a marmot and a python.
Clarence Thomas Collapses from Exhaustion After First Full Day of Regulating Himself
Other Justices are struggling with the arduous self-regulatory demands of the code of conduct, too.
Nation Terrified That Mike Johnson Is the Adult in the Room
Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth.
Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Her Father
Responding to a question about Donald Trump’s business dealings, Ms. Trump said, “I’m sorry. I’m not familiar with that person.”