5 posts tagged ‘Magazine / Shouts & Murmurs’
Expanding Our Two-Factor Authentication System
The New Yorker,
Our top priority is making sure no hacker gets into your account. So, as soon as we locate your biological grandparents and compare their DNA to yours, we will allow you to safely log in to your account.
The Ant and the Grasshopper: A Millennial Fable
The ant studied for the GRE, and she still drained her 401(k). The moth lost everything to crypto. Was the grasshopper the smart one?
Nature, Wow
If trees didn’t produce oxygen, we’d be dead. If they didn’t produce maple syrup, we’d be dead and slumped over a stack of inedible pancakes.
Folding the Earth in Half
If unfolding one single folded tennis ball can power a watch for almost half an hour, imagine what unfolding the Earth can do.
Things I’ve Heard Myself Say Aloud to My Kids
Definitely no energy drink called Bust, created by a TikTok M.M.A. fighter with a blue Lambo. You get Six Quiet Points.